These are the people you should totally follow. I’ll probably be adding more in the future, but here it is for now.
Allegra: One day she’s going to live in Cara’s closet and they’ll be a serial killing gang. This turns me on for some reason.
Cara: Where quality goes to die. (Also she might be Batman.)
Eric: This boy is a hot mess, but he’s our hot mess.
Erin: Koala-Tea. My bro in doughnuts and ships.
Hannah: My best friend and roommate. One day I’m going to kill her, but I’ll feel really bad about it.
Kaitlin: People do not understand how ride or die she is…mainly about sharks but also friendship.
Sally: Her name is still Sally; don’t let her tell you otherwise.
Sam: The movie Brave is about her hair.
Sara: The Ted to my Barney.
Stef: King Shit of Fuck Mountain.