March 2012
Anonymous asked: Boxers or briefs?
Anonymous asked: Where do all the lonely people come from?
Anonymous asked: Don't you think your boob loving is a threat to the children?
Anonymous asked: Marry, fuck, kill: Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Gerard Butler
Anonymous asked: When did you find out about your super powers?
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Anonymous asked: What if u dreamed in chocolate
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Assassin's Creed 3 will feature a Canadian...
talizorahvaswhoremandy:
This assassin will kill with kindness. Using loonies the assassin’s apologizing and maple syrup skills can be leveled up.
Someone will kidnap his country’s noble national animal, the beaver, and he’ll rain down a storm of polite murder. He calls on the RCMP, who are secretly part of his order, to aid in his assassinations. Every significant death ends with...
clownprince-of-crime replied to your post: x
wat
You’ve missed a bit, dear.
abrieftasteoflove:
noahwdntw:
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eyes-iced-over asked: Lizz. Lizz. Sweet jesus I am laughing so hard. So very hard. Because I wrote those asks. And I just... your reactions are perfect. They went beyond what I expected! Oh gosh. Thank you for giving me a good laugh.
Anonymous asked: Would you rather have sex with Anna Torv, who's boobs are where her butt goes and her butt where her boobs go, or a blond Lucy Lawless, who's arms and legs are switched?
eyes-iced-over replied to your post: x
wat is happening here
I don’t know, but I’m having fun. Just roll with it.
Anonymous asked: No, you can't have the pie. One or the other, jeez! Ok, so would you rather.... have sex with a HG Wells, who has no legs, or Myka Bering, who's butt and boobs is totally missing, like I mean, it is flatter than flat, GONE.
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I like that "random as fuck" questions has become...
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Anonymous asked: Would you have sex with pie or the sexiest woman (obviously blonde considering your taste), except she is pregnant?
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Anonymous asked: Would you rather have sex with Cara or a camel with syphilis?
Anonymous asked: What is your strangest sexual fantasy?
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February 2012
Can we move there, please?
red-hime:
ktshy:
svetlania:
tempestfae:
cyasarah:
copper-clover:
Treehouses. If only we could all live this way.
omg.
Any one of those “there”s would be just fine. Planning on moving soon, anyway. PLEASE?
*fetal position of extreme want*
Could sure use one of these… or ALL of them.
want
want so very very much
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via anthagio)
arewebothcrazy:
desterysmith:
when i say shotgun you say wedding
shotgun
FARM
GO MEAT
Tumblr's mottos:
If it isn’t broken, We’ll…uh…”fix” it. Don’t you like the new limits?
If it is broken, Hello! We’ve noticed you’re using a browser hack, Missing-E, that can cause serious problems for you and for Tumblr…
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
My father was killed in the Guatemalan Grass Coup of ‘98, you bastard.
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