I think you’ll find I’m universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.

Oh.  It’s shorted out.  Finally, a lie too big…

This is a page to inform you that the owner of this blog is a 22-year-old lesbian named Lizz.

This owner is a human from Pittsburgh.  Not an andalite.

I like pretty blondes and breakfast food.

Patsy Stone and Karen Walker are my spirit animals.

Bernard Black (Dylan Moran in general) is my soul sister/ future self.

I have strong opinions about otters, the sea, and Olivia Wilde.

…This page is not very interesting.

Maybe I’ll add more to it.  Some day. 

Probably not though; I moonlight as a jazz saxaphonist named Duke Silver, and that takes up a lot of my time.

*A note for you: This is NOT a spoiler-free blog.  I tag with “Spoilers.”
**Another note for you: You should do a proper stalking and go back about 10 pages before clicking that follow button.  I dislike tourist followers but post a lot of Anti-Social Justice things.